Typical boyz

A group of Chinese boys knocked on my window earlier and asked "我们来做个朋友吧!" OMG I was on Skype with R and I'm like...... "对不起我没有空!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA and R's reaction was.... "WHAT THE HELL?!?!!!" LOL it was hilarious! The boys were so irritz, their heads were literally through my window and IN my room, staring at my stuff and my macbook's screen. Ugh they are totz smelly rude boys!

And if you're wondering how the hell they reach my window..... I live on the first floor and my table is right next to the window.

Anyway here are some photos of my apartment, it looks bigger & better in photos though! HAHA

My bed is my most favourite spot! :)

H1N1?

V says (7:15 PM):
*so am i quarantined?
J says (7:15 PM):
*no? i dont have h1n1 stupid woman
V says (7:16 PM):
*sigh

Girls ain't fruits yo!

Boy 1: So do you like girl 1?
Boy 2: I do... No I don't....
Boy 1: So do you like girl 1 or girl 2?!!
Boy 2: I don't know! Why can't I have them both? Just like fruits, I like both papaya and rambutan!
Boy 1: Because girls aren't fruits! All you have to do is CHOOSE!

I got this from Fighting Spiders and at that instant, it struck me.

I just have to share this..................

I was asking Ryan to explain to me "strengths and/or limitations of some of the ideas surfaced by the group and confirmed/debunked through the field trip" and this was his reply....

ryan. says (12:46 AM):
*it means the tutor is asking you to list out the pros and cons of the ideas you guys came out with
*and during the trip did your experience confirm the pros and cons you came up with earlier?
*for example you came up with the idea to kill charlie the faggot unicorn with a piece of barbed wire. pros are that it will hurt like hell make him suffer. cons are that it'll be messy and noisy.
*now during your trip when you got the opportunity to try that on charlie did he really hurt and suffer or did he die quickly?
*did he bleed all over the place and whine and whinny or was there little blood and did he die without a whimpeR?

J says (12:49 AM):
*OMG

ryan. says (12:49 AM):
*understand?

J says (12:49 AM):
*so its the pros and cons of the ideas. and the trip to confirm the ideas
*then what about the "ideas generated through the field trip"? isnt it like THE SAME

ryan. says (12:50 AM):
*no
*the ideas didnt come out during the trip
*they came out BEFORE the trip
*before the trip you guys brainstormed came out with ideas. den you analysed the ideas. then during the trip itself you put the ideas to the test to see if your analysis holds true.
*ie did charlie the faggot die a horrible death? yes he did.

Late Night Chat

Shawny says (2:38 AM):
*slut is sex alot lor
*thats all

J says (2:38 AM):
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*sex alot
*wtf
*hahah

---- a few more conversation later ----

Shawny says (2:48 AM):
*slut = paid sex
*free sex = not slut
*hahah

ZARALICIOUS

J says (11:50 PM):
*haha anyway help me think of a name that suits me
ryan. says (11:51 PM):
*a name?!
J says (11:51 PM):
*yah a name. other than JASMINE
ryan. says (11:51 PM):
*wat, are you getting bored of jasmine?
J says (11:51 PM):
*HAHA i want a fake name

------ after a few retarded names ------

ryan. says (12:04 AM):
*oo ooo
ryan. says (12:05 AM):
*Zara
J says (12:05 AM):
*hahahahhaa
*hi my name is zara
ryan. says (12:05 AM):
*nice wat
*Zara French Light F
Zara Hebrew Day's awakening F
Zara Arabic Princess
*3 different meanings
*Light Day's Awakening and Princess
J says (12:05 AM):
*why dont you change yours to topshop?
ryan. says (12:05 AM):
*wat!
ryan. says (12:06 AM):
*Zara is a nice name wat.....

------ after a few more retarded names ------

ryan. says (12:08 AM):
*Gillian
*why nt zara........................................................
J says (12:08 AM):
*oh gillian
ryan. says (12:08 AM):
*Godiva!
J says (12:09 AM):
*if im godiva, you should be royce
ryan. says (12:09 AM):
*no
*im topman


That made me drop the seaweed I was eating onto my white couch which has bits of greens on it now...... Ryan, you don't sound like a guy going to NUS biz know!